...for the best Worst Consecutive Missile Strike Blunders By A Sober Consciousness, the award goes to Imperium Lafayette for accomplishing the feat of not successfully executing a missile attack upon a world THREE TURNS IN A ROW!
When apprised of an impending missile attack, some soldiers in a fort were heard to exclaim,"Quick, make some popcorn and mix some shots, grab the video gear, this is going to have a billion hits on YouVid!!"