Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

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Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby Cosmic Kibble » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:29 am

All the nutrients a growing space empire needs with half the mercury of leading brands!
Are you tired of nuclear waste being used as a filler?
Did you sprout new tentacles the last time you ate ERCA “Alien Chow”?
Did one bowl of Dacia “Galactic Goop” make you take up quasi-permanent residence in the nearest toilet stall?

You deserve
BETTER
You deserve
COSMIC KIBBLE NIBBLES
Sign up today for our 2-for-1 special! 2 Agricultural Centers for the price of 1!
Contact cosmic.kibble@gmail.com today!

*”Nibbles” brand food supplement is certified 100% GMO!
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Re: Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby exeter » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:10 pm

You charge money for ag centers??????

Shame!!!!!

Apshain Federation is quite happy to do it for free!

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Re: Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby Cosmic Kibble » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:27 am

Cosmic Kibble does NOT charge a single RU* to put AG Centers on our customers' planets!
"Two for the price of one" is merely an advertising jingle...
Since our AG Centers are completely free*, it is technically true that the we will install the second at no additional cost...

By having Cosmic Kibble deliver your AG Centers, there is no reason to worry that Bucket Heads may show up the next turn to rain missiles down upon your temporarily well-fed population (unlike what might happen with a certain Agricultural Corp mentioned in the "Rumors" section of these forums...assuming that rumor is true).

What is the point of having full stomachs if some Cyber uses your citizens' heads as soccer balls?
"Cling" dribbles past "Clang"... The only thing between him and mechanical glory is the formidable goalie..."Clunk". "Cling" shoots! He SCORES!!! The cybers inhabiting your world go crazy!

Get your AG Centers from Cosmic Kibble...and keep your head on your shoulders where it belongs!


*Empires wishing to nationalize our AG Centers would have to pay a small, tiny, insignificant fee.
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Re: Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby Cosmic Kibble » Wed Sep 24, 2014 6:16 pm

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Re: Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby CHARON EMPIRE » Wed Sep 24, 2014 8:30 pm

Kibble

The Government of the CHARON EMPIRE is posting a complaint about your last delivery. We specifically asked for 50W Kibble mixed with bone meal but your manufacturing centers delivered 10W with a by-product we have not yet been able to identify. On our next shipment we trust you'll discount the order and it WILL be correct!

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Re: Kibble so good...even finicky aliens ask for seconds!

Postby exeter » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:27 pm

I don't believe that kosmic kibble is around any more, but if you have AG Ctr
needs don't hesitate to drop the Apshain Federation a line. We have provided
ACs for more than 40 races and have dropped more than 1200 on planets in the
hands of many developing races. Come on and raise my list top 50 races (or
more)

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